Eric Holder Re-Appears To Pretend He Never Did Any Crimes, Now pushes Hillary

Former Attorney General Holds Hillary Clinton Fundraiser Despite Ongoing FBI Criminal Probe

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Before he was quietly advised last year by his superior that the time to “quit” has finally come after a career filled with gaffe after gaffe, former US Attorney General Eric Holder was best known for not prosecuting big banks due to his concern they were “Too Big To Prosecute“, clearly ignoring the optics (and reality) that this would also makes it seem that when it comes to breaking the law, banks are more powerful than the United States itself.

Fast forward one year, when the same Eric Holder, and former Attorney General, makes headlines of a different sort. As the Hill reports, Holder will headline a “lawyers for Hillary” fundraiser for Hillary Clinton on May 31.

Available tickets for the fundraiser, which takes place May 31, range from $500 to $2,700, according to Clinton’s campaign website. “Young lawyer” tickets, priced at $250, were sold out as of early Sunday afternoon. Actress Julianna Margulies (who played a political spouse betrayed by her husband) will also attend the fundraiser.

An invitation for the event posted on reads, “Please join Lawyers for Hillary and Eric H. Holder, Jr., 82nd Attorney General of the United States and Julianna Margulies for an evening with Hillary.”


The surreal irony of it all hardly needs no explanation. This is how the Weekly Standard puts it: “the FBI investigation of Hillary Clinton continues, but that isn’t stopping the former head of the Department of Justice from holding a fundraiser for the Democratic presidential candidate.

As a reminder, the FBI – which is still probing Hillary – is part of the DOJ, which in turn is headed by Loretta Lynch. She got her first prominent public appointment in 1999 when she was nominated by President Bill Clinton to serve as the U.S. Attorney for the Eastern District of New York.

We note all this just in case someone still believes that Hillary is not “Too Powerful To Prosecute.”


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Sun, 05/15/2016 – 22:36 | 7561952 loveyajimbo
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The mulatto maggot Holder is playing it smart… if Trump gets in… Holder will very probably be prosecuted for an array of serious felonies.  He is the epitome of a diseased traitor roach.

Sun, 05/15/2016 – 22:41 | 7561972 MFL8240
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Cant stop at Holder or Obama, the Bush family, McCain and this whole group that have run this country down need to be tried!

Sun, 05/15/2016 – 23:03 | 7562051 AlaricBalth
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Q: What’s the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer for Hillary?
A: One’s a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.

(Thank you very much. I’ll be here until 4am. Don’t forget to tip your bartenders.)

Sun, 05/15/2016 – 23:08 | 7562065 Dolar in a vortex
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This tells me that the fix is in, no indictment. There’s no doubt in my mind that Holder checked with 0bama before booking this soiree. He wouldn’t want his name sullied by association with an indicted prez candidate.

Hillary is going free and the country is going deeper into the hole. Oh well, there’s got to be a proverbial “straw”.

Sun, 05/15/2016 – 23:19 | 7562099 Richard Chesler
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Obama, Holder, Pelosi,
What sort of an imbecile votes for Hillary?

Sun, 05/15/2016 – 23:32 | 7562112 Theta_Burn
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Still, why not collect a few million more at the door in the meantime.

Shillery is damaged goods…at a minimum, enjoy her disscomfort.

..”sullied by association” was part of place holder’s job discription

Mon, 05/16/2016 – 03:42 | 7562398 fleur de lis
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The FBI needs to open a file on Holder. He’s just a CIA crack ho anyway.…

Sun, 05/15/2016 – 22:42 | 7561978 greenskeeper carl
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This should tell you all you need to know about “justice” in america these days.

And you guys just had to use “the FBI is ‘probing’ Hillary Clinton” huh?

Sun, 05/15/2016 – 23:24 | 7562109 boattrash
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They’re only probing to see how much their payoff will be from the Clinton Foundation.

Sun, 05/15/2016 – 22:49 | 7561999 piliage
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Ah yes, the afirmative action AG. If there isn’t a better example of how affirmative action failed America than the combo platter of the Obama administration and DC public transport management, I’d sure like to see it.

Sun, 05/15/2016 – 22:57 | 7562028 Theta_Burn
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Sun, 05/15/2016 – 23:05 | 7562061 AlaricBalth
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Q: What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers for Hillary?
A: Skeet.

Sun, 05/15/2016 – 23:26 | 7562113 boattrash
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Well shit! I’m removing the plug from my duck gun then.

Sun, 05/15/2016 – 23:30 | 7562114 piliage
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Q: why do lawyers wear neckties to work?

A: to stop the foreskin from sliding back over their head.

Mon, 05/16/2016 – 04:40 | 7562434 Smerf
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They also take Viagra in order to look taller.

Sun, 05/15/2016 – 22:59 | 7562033 bamawatson
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he called us a nation of cowards and we sat and took it like the squat-to-piss chickenshit losers we are

Mon, 05/16/2016 – 04:07 | 7562417 fleur de lis
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Who is he to talk about a nation of cowards. He’s a one-man-band coward. Let him speak for himself and his cowardly friends. He works for a deep-state nation of traitors, drug dealers, psychopaths, and serial killers.

He was awfully quiet there for a while. Now all of a sudden he surfaces publicly and starts interfering again with stupid remarks. The question is what do they have on him.

Sun, 05/15/2016 – 22:55 | 7562021 monk27
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The level of corruption in our country had reached an appalling level. We like to make fun of countries like Brazil or Argentina, but we are no better. Our politicians don’t even try to hide their crooked deals anymore. We are 2 minutes from midnight, and it ain’t gonna be fun to watch much less to live through it…

Sun, 05/15/2016 – 23:00 | 7562045 Perimetr
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A fundraiser like this could provide a much more meaningful target for a terrorist than say a cafe in France or a marathon in Boston.

Sun, 05/15/2016 – 23:17 | 7562092 AlaricBalth
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Q: How do you stop a lawyer for Hillary from drowning?
A: Shoot him before he hits the water.

Mon, 05/16/2016 – 01:41 | 7562298 just the tip
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Q: What do you call a dead lawyer?
A: A start.

Sun, 05/15/2016 – 23:05 | 7562055 Skiprrrdog
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True dat…

Sun, 05/15/2016 – 23:00 | 7562036 Artemis Rand
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offensive to roaches dude cmon on…

Sun, 05/15/2016 – 23:01 | 7562038 Badsamm
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I don’t want to get specific but there are roughly 250 million guns in the US. Just saying

Sun, 05/15/2016 – 23:10 | 7562070 Occams_Chainsaw
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And another 250 million at the bottom of various lakes.

Mon, 05/16/2016 – 07:20 | 7562644 HowardBeale
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It’s more like 300 Million–and that’s just the number they’ve come up with since they started counting. The real number is vastly greater; e.g., when I was a boy, I lived in a “compound” of sorts: we owned several acres and had built several houses, thus allowing our very extended family to all live on the compound. We had closets and closets of guns, none registered. All the men were veterans!